The-Wonderous-White-Walrus

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(Source: guns-and-humor, via gamesnshit)

misterwalrus:

apriki:

moses u little shit

I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE

(via animepieceoftrash)

You built these machines to destroy us. Why? Because you are afraid of our gifts. Because we are different. And humanity has always feared that which is different.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via gamesnshit)

Out of doubt, out of dark to the day’s rising 
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing. 
To hope’s end I rode and to heart’s breaking: 
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!

(Source: arwenundomie, via glorfindhel)

bedofproses:

scientists tell us that all water

is old water,

that there is no room for originality,

that everything is recycled.

the anguish of Achilles bleeding out

face-down in the Trojan dirt

mingles with that of a stockbroker caught

in the ebb and flow of the markets,

and what I am trying to say is that the tears

navigating south through the canyons on your face

may have once wet the cheeks

of Alexander the Great

for the same reason.

(via gamesnshit)

trashnoah:

when ur notes hit double digits

trashnoah:

when ur notes hit double digits

(Source: braast, via gamesnshit)

solongcupcakes:

My cat only does this during Doctor Who. It’s the only show he watches.

(via doctorwho)

squigglydigg:

dog out of water.  solution: eat other dog

(Source: 6woofs, via gamesnshit)

cptsmallass:

Paleolithic. I looked it up.

(via rriverssong)