The-Wonderous-White-Walrus

avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

(Source: bspolitics, via curbside-service)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via curbside-service)

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x

(via curbside-service)

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

forgedcelery:

I found this while browsing r/autistic on reddit. With so much “light it up blue” and “autism speaks” bullshit going around this month, finding this made my day. It was so wonderful to see a parent of an autistic child taking a stand against Autism Speaks, and advocating for autistics. 

forgedcelery:

I found this while browsing r/autistic on reddit. 

With so much “light it up blue” and “autism speaks” bullshit going around this month, finding this made my day. It was so wonderful to see a parent of an autistic child taking a stand against Autism Speaks, and advocating for autistics. 

(via hylianrudolf)

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

(via hylianrudolf)

He is my son, my first son.

(Source: cerseilannasster, via humoristics)

anthonyedwardstarks:

You can’t give me orders!
The hell I can’t! I’m a Captain!

(via thored)

mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

(via whoisdestiel)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW

SWEET DREAMS HUMAN

I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 

I GOOD DOG

I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3

(via msfili)